Sum Schmoe
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(Date Posted:11/20/2004 9:16 PM)
Reply to : Natural Man
Hey Buggsy!! Sorry to "dump" on you... but your problem is that everyone is afraid of you... and they don't like cigar smoke!!
And you people call youselves (thread)killers!
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Bard
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(Date Posted:11/21/2004 9:26 PM)
You guys are all amateurs. *I* kill every thread in existance. Just check around here, NOM,etc. For the sake of board cohesion, I just stopped posting. 
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Sum Schmoe
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(Date Posted:11/21/2004 9:30 PM)
Reply to : Bard
You guys are all amateurs. *I* kill every thread in existance. Just check around here, NOM,etc. For the sake of board cohesion, I just stopped posting.
Ah, Bard, you don't kill threads at all. You're too nice and reasonable to do that, plus you've got a cute avatar.
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Bard
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(Date Posted:11/22/2004 12:57 AM)
You're not taking my title that easily, Destructor. LOL!
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NaturalMan
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(Date Posted:11/27/2004 8:50 AM)
OK, I'm sneeking in here late on a weekend night while everyone is out having a good time to KILL THIS THREAD!!
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Sum Schmoe
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(Date Posted:11/28/2004 6:29 PM)
Reply to : Natural Man
OK, I'm sneeking in here late on a weekend night while everyone is out having a good time to KILL THIS THREAD!!
Geezum, what does one have to do around here to kill a thread? In the past week, I've brought up masturbation, advocated unsafe sex, and linked to a dildo catalog -- and the threads didn't die! Maybe if I cited to the Book of Abraham or something?
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ghost of capt jack
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(Date Posted:11/28/2004 6:42 PM)
Reply to : Destructor
Maybe if I cited to the Book of Abraham or something?
Try bearing your testimony. 
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Moby Joe
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(Date Posted:11/29/2004 5:13 AM)
Reply to : Destructor
Reply to : Natural ManOK, I'm sneeking in here late on a weekend night while everyone is out having a good time to KILL THIS THREAD!!Geezum, what does one have to do around here to kill a thread? In the past week, I've brought up masturbation, advocated unsafe sex, and linked to a dildo catalog -- and the threads didn't die! Maybe if I cited to the Book of Abraham or something?
If you try to be too shocking people will just ignore you.
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ghost of capt jack
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(Date Posted:11/29/2004 3:22 PM)
Reply to : Moby Joe
If you try to be too shocking people will just ignore you.
You ignore Destructor at your own risk. He writes some of the smartest and funniest shit out there.
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ghost of capt jack
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(Date Posted:11/30/2004 5:29 PM)
I've stayed atop the thread killer thread for more than 24 hours!
Pikers!!!
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Sum Schmoe
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(Date Posted:11/30/2004 10:04 PM)
Reply to : ghost of capt jack
I've stayed atop the thread killer thread for more than 24 hours!Pikers!!!
Ha! I managed to put to rest Vincent Freeman's sex thread yesterday. Today I tried to terminate the thread about the church in Latin America by using the phrase "great fuck" in reference to the qualities of a prospective GA wife. What was I thinking? Not that a GA's wife shouldn't be good in bed, but my saying that was guaranteed to get a response and not shut down the thread at all.
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utahfarmboy
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(Date Posted:12/07/2004 3:10 AM)
Amateurs!!!!!
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Sum Schmoe
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(Date Posted:12/07/2004 3:39 PM)
This morning I'm wonderin' how my suggestion that Grant Palmer be burned at the stake will go over. Will it kill the thread? Will it elicit righteous indignation? Will someone suggest that he be drawn and quartered?
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ghost of capt jack
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(Date Posted:12/07/2004 8:39 PM)
I keep telling you, to kill a thread you have to bear your testimonkey.
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AZNATIVE
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(Date Posted:12/07/2004 8:49 PM)
I would like to bear my testimony..................... Do I win the prize?
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When I look around, everybody always brings me down,
Well is it them or me, well I just can"t see but there ain"t no peace to be found,
But if someone really cared, well they"d take the time to spare,
A moment to try and understand another one"s despair,
Remember in this game we call life that no one said it"s fair......
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vesulius
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(Date Posted:12/07/2004 8:54 PM)
Reply to : AZNATIVE
I would like to bear my testimony..................... Do I win the prize?
No
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I resigned my position. I knew that I could no longer lead a group of well-meaning members in a practice that I myself was unsure of. I would not be a hypocrite to God, my family, or the members of my church.
--Ensign December, 2004
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AZNATIVE
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(Date Posted:12/07/2004 9:34 PM)
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When I look around, everybody always brings me down,
Well is it them or me, well I just can"t see but there ain"t no peace to be found,
But if someone really cared, well they"d take the time to spare,
A moment to try and understand another one"s despair,
Remember in this game we call life that no one said it"s fair......
Guns n Roses
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PretendTBM
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(Date Posted:12/07/2004 10:04 PM)
Reply to : AZNATIVE
Damn it!
Thread killing is much harder than it looks.
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Sum Schmoe
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(Date Posted:12/07/2004 10:18 PM)
Reply to : ghost of capt jack
I keep telling you, to kill a thread you have to bear your testimonkey.
How 'bout if I just spank my testimonkey?
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AZNATIVE
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(Date Posted:12/07/2004 11:42 PM)
Reply to : Dumpsterman
Reply to : ghost of capt jackI keep telling you, to kill a thread you have to bear your testimonkey.How 'bout if I just spank my testimonkey?
Don't make me break out with my testimony, man. Put your hands up where we can see them! Su manos aqui!
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When I look around, everybody always brings me down,
Well is it them or me, well I just can"t see but there ain"t no peace to be found,
But if someone really cared, well they"d take the time to spare,
A moment to try and understand another one"s despair,
Remember in this game we call life that no one said it"s fair......
Guns n Roses
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ghost of capt jack
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(Date Posted:12/08/2004 7:50 AM)
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bluebelle
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(Date Posted:12/09/2004 8:04 AM)
Reply to : ghost of capt jack
EDITED.
It's my turn to stand at the microphone!
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NaturalMan
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(Date Posted:12/10/2004 10:59 AM)
Dumps!!
I gotta say you are pretty damn good at the art of the audacious !! With some crowds the audacious would be the spark that lights the fire, rather than the bucket of water that dowses the flame.
Truthfully... a little audacity goes a hell of a long way here in the Foyer... then it KILLS the thread...
I can't really speak knowledgeably about the GAs wife.... but I can speak with some insider information regarding a certain GAs daughter that was pretty hot on me back in my BYU days.... The question was... was she really into me... or into what I represented .... convert dude from CA that would ABSOLUTELY get her ass out of Utah... we never "did the deed" .... but I can tell you its NOT because she was the one stopping us....
Interestingly enough.... she ended up marrying the son of another GA..... go figure... and she lives .... IN UTAH!!!!
Now I will speak on something I can speak to with incredible knowledge. Late Bloomer Too is an incredibly lovely lover and she wants me to get off the damn computer and come to bed... so that's where I'm headed.
Not sure this will kill this thread... actually in THIS thread it should actually fan the flame... but for NOW.... I OWN the latest post and .... thread killer 
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Sum Schmoe
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(Date Posted:12/10/2004 6:58 PM)
Reply to : Natural Man
Dumps!!I gotta say you are pretty damn good at the art of the audacious !! With some crowds the audacious would be the spark that lights the fire, rather than the bucket of water that dowses the flame.Truthfully... a little audacity goes a hell of a long way here in the Foyer... then it KILLS the thread...I can't really speak knowledgeably about the GAs wife.... but I can speak with some insider information regarding a certain GAs daughter that was pretty hot on me back in my BYU days.... The question was... was she really into me... or into what I represented .... convert dude from CA that would ABSOLUTELY get her ass out of Utah... we never "did the deed" .... but I can tell you its NOT because she was the one stopping us....Interestingly enough.... she ended up marrying the son of another GA....
Dangit again! I couldn't even kill off a thread by suggesting that Grant Palmer be burned at the stake. Quite honestly, I could care less what they do to him. Perhaps drawing and quartering? Breaking on the wheel? The chair?
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ghost of capt jack
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(Date Posted:12/10/2004 7:04 PM)
Reply to : Dumpsterman
Quite honestly, I could care less what they do to him. Perhaps drawing and quartering? Breaking on the wheel? The chair?
How about sentencing him to a perpetual senior mission until he makes his move to the great beyond? Or make him go to 4 sacrament meetings a week? If they gave me either one of those two I'd probably buy a one way ticket to meet with Zarqawi. At least his torments are over in 30 seconds.
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Sum Schmoe
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(Date Posted:12/10/2004 7:18 PM)
Reply to : ghost of capt jack
How about sentencing him to a perpetual senior mission until he makes his move to the great beyond? Or make him go to 4 sacrament meetings a week? If they gave me either one of those two I'd probably buy a one way ticket to meet with Zarqawi. At least his torments are over in 30 seconds.
Ooooo! Now there's a fate worse than death! I'll e-mail Elder Packer -- I mean the Stake President -- immediately with your suggestion.
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NaturalMan
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(Date Posted:12/11/2004 2:10 AM)
Reply to : Dumpsterman
I'll e-mail Elder Packer -- I mean the Stake President --immediately withyour suggestion.
Just wondering..... whaddaya think Boyd's "personal" experience is with his "little factory"?? He likes to speak as if he has a hell of a lot of insight....
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Sum Schmoe
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(Date Posted:12/11/2004 3:45 PM)
Reply to : Natural Man
Reply to : DumpstermanI'll e-mail Elder Packer -- I mean the Stake President --immediately withyour suggestion.Just wondering..... whaddaya think Boyd's "personal" experience is with his "little factory"?? He likes to speak as if he has a hell of a lot of insight....
Well, he does have 10 children, but I think they were all born before Edison invented the orgasm.
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PretendTBM
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(Date Posted:12/13/2004 7:55 PM)
Reply to : Dumpsterman
Well, he does have 10 children, but I think they were all born before Edison invented the orgasm.
Tesla invented it, not Edison. There were some patent wars over that one, I tell you!
That comment did last over 24 hours, though.
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NaturalMan
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(Date Posted:12/14/2004 3:00 AM)
Reply to : PretendTBM
That comment did last over 24 hours, though.
Only because my mouth was left hanging open by Dumpsters audacious comments and was still trying to formulate a response...
Still thinking...........
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