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(Date Posted:11/07/2004 4:32 PM)
Reply to : Natural Man
Is it just me, or are there others out there who find there comments at the tale end of a statistically disproportionate number of threads. I'm starting to get a bit paranoid.
Ok, I'll break the trend here. Perhaps what you say is so powerful that no one can top it? :-)
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vesulius
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(Date Posted:11/07/2004 6:55 PM)
I think I'm the biggest thread killer around.
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I resigned my position. I knew that I could no longer lead a group of well-meaning members in a practice that I myself was unsure of. I would not be a hypocrite to God, my family, or the members of my church.
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grumpydude
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(Date Posted:11/07/2004 10:32 PM)
I realize that I have only posted 11 times counting this one. But I have killed 4 of 11.
that counts this one -so far...
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Monroe
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(Date Posted:11/08/2004 12:57 AM)
Add me to the list...........but then again, I tend to through out non-sequitars that beg to stop things dead in their tracks.
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NaturalMan
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(Date Posted:11/08/2004 3:22 AM)
Well... so far it seems to be a "guy thing". Maybe we need to "freshen up before we step into a thread. You know... comb our hair, brush our teeth... a little deodarant.. something... I'm still a bit paranoid here!!
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MrsRed
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(Date Posted:11/09/2004 2:11 AM)
No, it's a girl thing too. I have killed my fair share of threads!
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NaturalMan
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(Date Posted:11/09/2004 5:17 AM)
Reply to : MrsRed
No, it's a girl thing too. I have killed my fair share of threads!
Mrs. Red, Your Egotar is just wayyyy to cute to be killing too many threads. Maybe you have some kind of intimidation factor going on.... like maybe when you enter the thread everyone is speechless or something...... 
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(Date Posted:11/09/2004 6:01 AM)
Reply to : Natural Man
Is it just me, or are there others out there who find there comments at the tale end of a statistically disproportionate number of threads. I'm starting to get a bit paranoid.
I tend to have that effect.
Watch, I bet no one will post after this.
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Moabite
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(Date Posted:11/09/2004 7:10 AM)
Reply to : Hominid
I tend to have that effect.Watch, I bet no one will post after this.
Infidels! All of you! You mock the mighty thread killer?
Threads tremble in my presence!
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NaturalMan
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(Date Posted:11/10/2004 10:21 AM)
Reply to : Moabite
Watch, I bet no one will post after this.Infidels! All of you!You mock the mighty thread killer?Threads tremble in my presence!
Yo!! Moabite... who are you shittin' here??? You are the life of the party and you damn well know it!! Besides, you're a moderator, so everybody wants to be your friend now 
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Moabite
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(Date Posted:11/10/2004 5:31 PM)
Reply to : Natural Man
Reply to : MoabiteWatch, I bet no one will post after this.Infidels! All of you!You mock the mighty thread killer?Threads tremble in my presence!Yo!! Moabite... who are you shittin' here??? You are the life of the party and you damn well know it!! Besides, you're a moderator, so everybody wants to be your friend now
What!? This thread is still alive? I can't believe it! Somebody must've put some of that nasty olive oil from their little keychain on it or something.
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BYJung
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(Date Posted:11/11/2004 1:49 AM)
Damn it, no I am about the most lethal threadkiller I have ever seen on the Web. Here, but particularly on NOM, ZLMB and RfM (I haven't posted on any of those fora for months).
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Sum Schmoe
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(Date Posted:11/11/2004 11:31 PM)
If you really want to kill a thread, just say something you think is incredibly funny. Nobody else will think so, and the thread will die faster than Laci Peterson.
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ArtisticSoul
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(Date Posted:11/13/2004 5:58 AM)
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(Date Posted:11/13/2004 6:22 AM)
Wait, wait, wait. If you THINK you're a thread killer, then you aren't a thread killer.
It's like being crazy. If you think you're nuts, you're probably not. It's the people who never pause to think they might be demented who invariably are...
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Sum Schmoe
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(Date Posted:11/13/2004 10:04 PM)
Reply to : Archimedes
Wait, wait, wait. If you THINK you're a thread killer, then you aren't a thread killer.It's like being crazy. If you think you're nuts, you're probably not. It's the people who never pause to think they might be demented who invariably are...
Well, let's just see which demented wack-job kills off THIS thread!
Hey, my avatar seems to have expanded in size in the course of this thread. Hmmm.
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Sum Schmoe
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(Date Posted:11/14/2004 3:43 PM)
Damn! In a thread-killing experiment, I tried to whack StanFan's mother-in-law suicide thread yesterday with a deliciously tacky question about how the old battle ax would do herself in. The thread remained alive and I was ignored by the posters who followed.
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Che Dali
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(Date Posted:11/14/2004 5:23 PM)
Reply to : Destructor
Damn! In a thread-killing experiment, I tried to whack StanFan's mother-in-law suicide thread yesterday with a deliciously tacky question about how the old battle ax would do herself in. The thread remained alive and I was ignored by the posters who followed.
I just laughed my ass off when I read that.
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NaturalMan
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(Date Posted:11/16/2004 10:14 AM)
I think I've done it!!! I've just killed another thread with my post!! This one is called "Church Policy". 
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Sum Schmoe
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(Date Posted:11/16/2004 4:02 PM)
Reply to : Natural Man
I think I've done it!!! I've just killed another thread with my post!! This one is called "Church Policy".
Sorry, I came up with a legitimate response to your Death Post.
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NaturalMan
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(Date Posted:11/16/2004 10:37 PM)
Reply to : Destructor
Reply to : Natural ManI think I've done it!!! I've just killed another thread with my post!! This one is called "Church Policy".Sorry, I came up with a legitimate response to your Death Post.
You're right destructor aka "Kyle Turley"!!
Nice to have a few nice mormon boys around.  I stand corrected the Church Policy has been resurrected and it's not all women participating.
So... on to the next item.. The "Name Your Guilty Pleasures" thread.... I've killed that one twice now!!
Has anyone here seen the movie "The Cooler"? If I'm not a bonafide thread killer.... then at least I'm a thread "cooler".
Btw, My company actually contributed to the movie "The Cooler" , we're listed in the credits. How's that for a bit of mystery and trivia for some inquiring minds out there....
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MagicCicero
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(Date Posted:11/16/2004 10:46 PM)
I think I've killed a thread or two. All that damned historical overanalysis I do.
Plus that funky "Far Side" avatar. No, it can't be that. He's too cute and lovable.
So maybe it's just me after all.
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Gurn Blanston
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(Date Posted:11/17/2004 7:26 PM)
Hey, I totally feel like I'm thread cyanide, and I must say I'm relieved to hear that I have some company.
Of course, the real winner of the thread killer contest will be the person who kills the thread about thread killing.
I'm just sayin'...
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ghost of capt jack
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(Date Posted:11/17/2004 7:55 PM)
Hell, I'm the last poster on more threads then all you guys put together. I was just waiting until you'd all had your fun before nuking this one.
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Sum Schmoe
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(Date Posted:11/17/2004 11:51 PM)
Reply to : ghost of capt jack
Hell, I'm the last poster on more threads then all you guys put together. I was just waiting until you'd all had your fun before nuking this one.
True, but you've got so much more to say than everybody else on the entire board put together. And I mean that as a compliment. I think I nuked that thread about the brethren a little while ago. The imagery people will take from my post is so repulsive as to be, well, repulsive.
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Moby Joe
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(Date Posted:11/18/2004 9:26 PM)
This may become the longest thread in history, as everyone competes to be its death. I'd say as a general rule, the more you post, the more you kill.
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Nanna P
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(Date Posted:11/19/2004 3:44 AM)
Reply to : Moby Joe
This may become the longest thread in history, as everyone competes to be its death. I'd say as a general rule, the more you post, the more you kill.
If that is indeed the case, then I am without a doubt the queen of all killers. Gaze upon my post count and tremble, ye pygmies of posting!
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Sum Schmoe
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(Date Posted:11/19/2004 3:38 PM)
Reply to : Nanna P
If that is indeed the case, then I am without a doubt the queen of all killers. Gaze upon my post count and tremble, ye pygmies of posting!
You've got a lot of threads, but you never say anything that makes people go "ewwww!" or otherwise want to avoid responding to you. My problem is that I kill threads with comments I think other people would find funny and I fail to kill them with comments I think are gross and unfunny.
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NaturalMan
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(Date Posted:11/20/2004 8:38 PM)
I think from now on I'm going to include an open ended question or two in my posts to see if I'm a thread killer who is to be avoided or just a bore...
If nobody responds to the questions embedded within my responses... then I will have a sure witness that I am either disliked or a bore.... or yikes!!!... perhaps BOTH!!
My hand is still raised in the air..... isn't anybody ever going to call on ME??!!! 
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NaturalMan
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(Date Posted:11/20/2004 8:40 PM)
Reply to : Destructor
Reply to : Nanna PIf that is indeed the case, then I am without a doubt the queen of all killers. Gaze upon my post count and tremble, ye pygmies of posting!You've got a lot of threads, but you never say anything that makes people go "ewwww!" or otherwise want to avoid responding to you. My problem is that I kill threads with comments I think other people would find funny and I fail to kill them with comments I think are gross and unfunny.
Hey Buggsy!! Sorry to "dump" on you... but your problem is that everyone is afraid of you... and they don't like cigar smoke!! 
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