"You have been waiting for this for a long time, you have been dreaming of this fantasy for years. As you stand here blindfolded you know all your deepest desires are about to come true. Your partner tells you to slowly take off your blindfold. You look around you slowly.  You are sitting in the waiting room of your local oil change place.  Mmmmm just as you imagined it, yes?. You let your eyes adjust to the light.  You look up and Richard Simmons smiling at you in a seductive way.  Ohhhh those eyes staring straight at you, wanting you, and you know why.  You are wearing your sexiest chicken outfit, the one with the extra long tail feathers.  You think to yourself, 'I have been dreaming of this for so long'. Things are about to really get hot when all of a sudden the police turn up.  They are not to happy about you having a fantasy in a public place, they go to handcuff you but have left them at the station, so they just put you in the police car instead.  Sitting in your jail cell over night you think back about the wonderful fantasy you just had with Members of the opposite sex, Just one other person, Clothing, Handcuffs, A car. Everything you asked for."

Well, I uhhh... Hm. OK. Not really ok, but ok. fine.