anyone who knows Beth is a loser, including the fayle one, for she is the worst, she encourages beth to do her bethy things. bethy things that we do not speak of in these parts of the woods. the fayle is the wise messenger to beth and she abuses her responsibilities and taunts beth. this causes beth to get a bit grumpy and she takes it out on any children berry picking through the forest. alice laughs as they are not her children and prances off back to hogwarts. beth who has not turned into the big bad wolf meets little red riding hood also known as lauren. lauren tells the big bad beth that she is going to see her grandma coralie and has brought her many fruits including pears. big bad beth is a sneaky noo noo and side-steps in a stupid fashion off to grandma's house and gobble's grandma coralie up. she then dresses in grandma coralie's clothes which are covered in fashionable stains waits for little red lauren. lauren comes up the garden path and knocks on the door. 'come in' says big bad beth. lauren enters. wow says lauren. you look horrific cover yourself up grandma and wash your face! big bad beth gets moody and is just about to attack little red lauren when her waters break! whaaat!! says big bad beth!! big bad beth goes into labour and gives birth to a lovely baby grandma coralie. little red lauren laughs but is smacked in the face by the door as alice comes rushing in with a camera. alice takes a photo of the beth post-labour and laughs. big bad beth dies during childbirth because her body rejects her giving birth. for she is a man, it was therefore mighty painful for her. everyone laughs and lives happily ever after. the end.