RE:I HATE BETH
(Date Posted:05/14/2008 1:14 PM)
once upon a time there was beth.
beth was beautiful and pure and all things good.
beth was a princess and lived in a castle and ruled over the beautiful kingdom of lixstowe which was a lovely place to be and had no children in it (:
but at this beautiufl time there also lived an extremely ugly old witch called grannycoz.
grannycoz was old and wrinkly and everything about her was nasty.
grancoz had two pet toads called atkins and fayle. they were ugly, ugly toads.
she also had many other ugly, ugly pets. the names of which i cannot remember because they are not central to this story (: hohoho
now one day grannycoz decided to rob beth of her beauty.
grannycoz decided to do this by casting an evil spell over beth.
(p.s because grannycoz was so jealous she made herself feel better by calling the beautiful beth, lezzbeth)
now this spell would make beths face erupt in boils so no one would like her and she would no longer be able to rule over lixstowe.
granycoz needed a lock of beths beautiful blonde lushious hair, so she sent her two toads, atkins and fayle, to cut off a lock of beths hair.
they tried to cut it off as beth was sleeping, but beth awoke and squished the frogs so they were dead.
when grannycoz heard of this she decided lie was not worth livng without her two precious ugly frogs.
so she took a bite of a gross, gross apple that had fallend into the road 3 times and she dropped down dead.
grannycoz was no more and beth was cool.
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