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Title: Tales from the highway of life
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(Date Posted:09/24/2004 06:42)
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This could only happen infront (or beside as the case may be) a bunch of truckers.............Interstae 80, Nebraska, long flat and borrrrrrrrrrrrrring, the typical 18 wheel politics on the CB so I had it turned way down, cruise set at 78, seat down "lowrdier style" and pushed back. Just reaching up for the CD player when............."WHOAAAAAAA eastbound, y'all better wake up and watch for the Blue PT cruiser (yes PT cruiser) ragtop with the blonde" OK that got my attention, the air seat came back up to "flight level" and the cruise was shut off. There she was, coming up in the left lane, BUT, it was a guy driving!! so I figured I would probably see some little sexy feet on the dash, (BOOOOOO!!!).They got closer when the guy behind me radio'd, "widowmaker, y'all better hang on tight to that wheel, this may not be good for your heart" wellllll the truck was taken out of overdrive and I started to try and pace the Cruiser, I could see them at the back of my trailer and I was slowly matching their speed.The little blonde was sitting sideways in the seat, sort of looking down, ( a high speed rape?) nope, this girl was MULTI-TASKING, as they got beside me I looked down, she had her "mommy bottles" whipped out for her little one, and hubby had such a sh^t eatin grin on his face. as they got directly beside my (now83mph) I saw why he looked that way (and why he was going so fast) seems she was having a "little trouble" with hubby's engine, her little pink toes just pumping away on 'his' pedal. And in the way of a "true pumper" I paced them for 6 miles as she "pump pump pump pushhhhhhhhhh, pump pump pump pushhhhhhhhand the little one just enjoyed the meal. as they started pulling ahead of me, I noticed she was pumping faster and had given up on the "pushhhhhh" (as in hold it to the floor) and rubbing her bare heel on his thigh as she pumped faster and faster with her toes. I think I know what the cruiser's sudden burst of speed came from, LOL she got the job done, his motor was running, and they were gone!!!Ohhhhhhhh Ice woman, I got an idea..........................
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(Date Posted:09/24/2004 07:01)

...well, you see, we were just going up to visit her folks, and one thing lead to another, and, well,.....

that was you Pete????

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(Date Posted:09/25/2004 06:24)

You wreck that truck and there WILL be hell to pay!!!!!!!!!

Keep your eye, (yes I said EYE, as in the only one you have left) on the road!!

Don't encourage him JL, now he'll be looking for you guys. ARRRRRRRRGHHHHHH

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(Date Posted:09/25/2004 17:26)

I hear for about 6 bucks you can get a cheap camera........
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(Date Posted:09/28/2004 23:48)

Hey  Pete --Before i had to quit the road  Ive came across some of that exciting instantances--I had what ya call a downhill truck--It was a pulling fool but had no real top in --Had a "B" model bulldog--5 speed tri-plex--15 all together--never did ever reach the big hole on it----Iwas heading to the Big "D" and wasnt paying any attension to what i was doin when a bunch of were talkin on the CB when we gotten on the subject of ladies sizes --well dummy me i had to say and i quote--I wonder if they are as big as they say they are in Texas {talkin about the upper parts now} well this sweet little voice came on and said --Why dont ya pull over and find out well needless to say my radio went silent -- I must have turned about 5 shades of red --cause i didnt stop but the rest ribbed me the rest of the way in Dallas--never said anything again on the CB--
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