Zoisite: in jail because he couldn't stay away from Zac Efron
Jadeite: addicted to pokemon on his DS (my little brother has the same problem)
Rei: wants to be the housewife of a young politician
Ami: her new attack of cold showers
Usagi: Biker gang chibi-usa (I was rooting for a goth chibi-usa)
Kunzite: I am stuck between Fabio's twin and being a secret millionaire on the net.
(although I wonder how is it that he is able to master the net but not the iphone)
Makoto: Rambo for a grandfather
Mamoru: his obsession with the rose
Nephrite: the three paternity suits (no way Makoto is going to let him get away with this)