http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplaceAimoo CityAimooen-USAimoo http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/MESSAGE-FROM-AIMOO-1-2285707.html simplyfay41 2013-05-19 21:27:57.49 General Discussion Had this message from aimoo it looks like they asking us to pay to keep the room active if we dont want adverts but they don.t bother me so I wont be paying I am just informing you in case we disapear on the due date but we should come back so keep looking after the 24th to make sure we have been re http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/A-must-read-for-your-girlfriends-1-2284136.html Beencoo 2013-05-13 18:14:23.49 General Discussion In an evening class at Stanford University the last lecture was on the mind-body connection - the relationship between stress and disease. The speaker (head of psychiatry at Stanford) said, among other things, that one of the best things that a man could do for his health is to be married to a woman http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/Baby-elephant-1-2284135.html Beencoo 2013-05-13 18:20:16.273 General Discussion No matter how short lived ,you can't stay stressed out  while watching  this little vinyette of nature just doing what nature does best.  Enjoying the free things on Earth.   Baby Elephant Navann’s outing.   http://www.youtube.com/embed/bu_E2f0mQmI?rel=0 http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/WORTH-A-WATCH-1-2284022.html simplyfay41 2013-05-13 18:04:30.54 General Discussion FROM BRITAIN GOT TALENT WORTH A WATCHhttp://www.flixxy.com/britains-got-talent-shadow-theatre-group-attraction.htm http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/Can-t-beat-a-Kiwi-1-2283109.html Beencoo 2013-05-09 19:04:48.35 General Discussion A  Maori and an Australian went into a chocolate shop     As they were busy looking around, the Aussie knocked off 3 chocolate bars.    As they left the store, the Aussie said to the Maori...   "Man, I'm just the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/Wonderful-English-from-around-the-world-1-2283108.html Beencoo 2013-05-09 19:10:40.95 General Discussion Wonderful  English from Around the WorldIn  a Bangkok Temple:IT  IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A  MAN.Cocktail lounge, Norway:LADIES  ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BARDoctor's  office, Rome:SPECIALIST  IN WOMEN AND OTHER http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/Strange-weather-1-2283107.html Beencoo 2013-05-12 20:20:29.51 General Discussion Are you all having strange weather?   We are supposedly in autumn but for the past few days it's been like summer. 28 degrees.    And we are so short of rain too.  http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/Investment-tips-for-2013-1-2282511.html Beencoo 2013-05-08 09:46:19.62 General Discussion Subject:  INVESTMENT TIPS FOR 2013For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2013: 1.  Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/Grandma-loves-Oranges-1-2282432.html jjohnoh2 2013-05-06 18:41:30.723 General Discussion   Grandma Loves OrangesA young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her Grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/WHATS-HAPPENED-TO-MY-BACKGROUND-1-2282380.html simplyfay41 2013-05-09 11:03:50.427 General Discussion WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY  BACKGROUND ITS DISSAPEARED HAS IT HAPPENEND TP ANYONE ELSE ?????? http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/ANYONE-WANT-A-BAD-BACK-1-2281780.html simplyfay41 2013-05-03 16:48:36.537 General Discussion  I HAVE something I want to share with you A VERY PAINFUL BAD BACKwent out this morning a badly twisted my back now I'm stuck in doors grrrr and its so nice out too http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/Thy-name-is-woman-1-2281613.html Beencoo 2013-05-03 16:51:25.61 General Discussion WOMEN'S REVENGE  'Cash, cheque or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.  'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/Thy-name-is-woman-1-2281612.html Beencoo 2013-05-02 07:57:51.223 General Discussion WOMEN'S REVENGE  'Cash, cheque or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.  'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/Power-outage-1-2281611.html Beencoo 2013-05-03 21:29:19.83 General Discussion Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr. old girl to hold a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and a http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/The-Australian-approach-1-2281610.html Beencoo 2013-05-03 21:32:15.26 General Discussion This is an old one but still good .  THE AUSTRALIAN APPROACH  A young Aussie  lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking  for a job. The manager asked 'Do you  have any sales experience?' The young  man answered 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home  in Dubbo http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/SIGN-IN-FOR-MAY-1-2281448.html simplyfay41 2013-05-06 03:38:24.207 General Discussion SIGN IN FOR MAY http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/For-all-you-cat-lovers-When-its-lost-1-2281181.html jjohnoh2 2013-05-01 19:43:52.95 General Discussion http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/50th-wedding-anniversary-1-2279551.html Beencoo 2013-04-24 17:43:32.713 General Discussion 50TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY!  A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, all agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.  "Happy Anniversary Mum & Dad" gushed son number one, a  surgeon, "Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at t http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/Ah-the-Irish-1-2279550.html Beencoo 2013-04-24 17:45:31.513 General Discussion A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in Dublin.She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked,"What man here will buy a woman a drink?"The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.But down at http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/Off-again-1-2278726.html simplyfay41 2013-05-03 21:26:09.29 General Discussion I'm off to the sun again folks I do hope you have a good week while I'm away take care see you when I get back xxxxx. http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/What-causes-arthritis-1-2278312.html Beencoo 2013-04-19 18:53:03.877 General Discussion WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS ??A drunk man, smelling of liquor,sat down on a subway next to a priest.The man's tie was stained, his facewas plastered with lipstick,anda half-empty bottle of gin was stickingout of his coat pocket.Heopened his newspaper andbegan reading.After a few minutes the manturned to t http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/Things-I-owe-my-parents-1-2278311.html Beencoo 2013-04-19 19:00:14.547 General Discussion The Things I Owe My Parents 1. My Parents taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside… I just finished cleaning." 2. My Parents taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/Sleeping-like-a-baby-1-2278310.html Beencoo 2013-04-19 19:04:52.433 General Discussion   http://www.causes.com/actions/1729831-modernmoms-top-10-sleepy-animals?recru  http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/Demolition-in-Minnesota-1-2278309.html Beencoo 2013-04-19 19:09:58.303 General Discussion   I'm pretty sure OHAS uses this film for training contractorsin safe practices.  2-minutes... and I'm sure you'll be sittingon the edge of your seat... waiting for the silo to fall.I don't want to say anything too negative about Ole & Sven,the demolition contractors, for fear they are http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/Only-a-grandmother-would-know-1-2278308.html Beencoo 2013-04-19 19:11:02.807 General Discussion ONLY A GRANDMOTHER WOULD KNOW...~A Cup of Tea ~ One day my Gramma was out, and my Grampa was in charge of me.I was maybe 2-1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favourite toys.Grampa was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/Australian-love-poem-1-2277767.html Bryand 2013-04-19 13:53:44.57 General Discussion  Australian Love Poem - with apologies to Beencoo!! Of course I love ya darlin You're a bloody top-notch bird And when I say you're gorgeous I mean every single word So ya bum is on the big side I don't mind a bit of flab It means that when I'm ready http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/THE-NEW-SECRETARY-1-2277517.html jjohnoh2 2013-04-16 18:58:17.89 General Discussion   New SecretaryTwo friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek. "Hey, bud, how are ya?" "I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!" "Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot! "No way, how could that b http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/THE-NEW-SECRETARY-1-2277515.html jjohnoh2 2013-04-16 04:27:10.793 General Discussion   New SecretaryTwo friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek. "Hey, bud, how are ya?" "I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!" "Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot! "No way, how could that b http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/New-SECRETARY-1-2277513.html jjohnoh2 2013-04-16 04:23:40.27 General Discussion   New SecretaryTwo friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek. "Hey, bud, how are ya?" "I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!" "Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot! "No way, how could that b http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/I-told-you-1-2277132.html jjohnoh2 2013-04-14 22:19:09.187 General Discussion http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/The-Good-Old-Days-1-2276451.html jjohnoh2 2013-04-12 19:35:58.103 General Discussion Funny English Jokes from YorkshireStanley decided to lookup his friend Alf, who was a tight-fisted Yorkshireman. He found Alf at his bungalow in Huddersfield stripping the wallpaper from the dining room. Rather obviously, he remarked, "You're decorating, I see." To which Alf replied, "Nay http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/Dry-weather-over-1-2276379.html simplyfay41 2013-04-11 21:26:33.74 General Discussion Well at last its getting a little milder but of course with the milder weather comes the rain just something us Brits have to put up with I'm afraid no wonder I go away so often lolol . http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/Live-hapy-1-2276325.html Beencoo 2013-04-12 19:45:49.467 General Discussion Remember "It is health that is real wealth and not pieces of gold and silver.LIVE HAPPY IN 2013!CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING:TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN,YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BESO - ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS.~Your kids are becoming you......but your grandchildren are perfect!~Going out http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/Lubricant-1-2276324.html Beencoo 2013-04-12 19:47:32.14 General Discussion Lubricant  Murphy's'  old lady had been pregnant for some time  and now the time had come. He brought  her to the  doctor and the doctor began to  deliver the baby.She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said. 'Hey, Murph! You just had you a  http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/Lubricant-1-2276323.html Beencoo 2013-04-11 10:50:59.977 General Discussion Lubricant  Murphy's'  old lady had been pregnant for some time  and now the time had come. He brought  her to the  doctor and the doctor began to  deliver the baby.She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said. 'Hey, Murph! You just had you a  http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/Happy-Sunday-1-2275314.html simplyfay41 2013-04-15 02:03:40.94 General Discussion http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/APRIL-SIGN-IN-1-2274917.html Beencoo 2013-04-10 05:24:47.503 General Discussion I can't believe I'm the first to sign in .  Where are you all?   SIGNING IN FOR APRIL http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/Joys-of-the-priesthood-1-2274915.html Beencoo 2013-04-06 21:29:52.353 General Discussion A priest was invited to attend a house party.Naturally, he was properly dressed and wearing his Priest's Collar.A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening.Finally, the priest asked the little boy what he was staring at.The little boy pointed to the priest's neck.He asked the boy, "Do you kn http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/Ponder-1-2274914.html Beencoo 2013-04-06 21:33:54.82 General Discussion 1- I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. 2- There are two kinds of pedestrians . . . The quick and the dead. 3- Life is sexually transmitted. 4- Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 5- The only di http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/Little-red-wagon-1-2274913.html Beencoo 2013-04-06 21:40:24.833 General Discussion WHY DON'T YOU COME ,RIDE MY LITTLE RED  WAGON??/!!! Amazing! You really should see this. Just 3 minutes http://www.youtube.com/embed/-1w48qPF5hc http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/Black-and-white-tights-dance-1-2274124.html Beencoo 2013-04-03 20:15:39.04 General Discussion Black and White Tights Dance –Click on the picture or on the link below…http://www.flixxy.com/black-and-white-tights-dance.htm?utm_source=nl#.UUi_RBeTgxEA group of young girls in black and white tights perform a trippy dance to the popular tune of German folk-rock polka band Hiss. http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/The-Blood-Donor-1-2274090.html jjohnoh2 2013-04-03 20:42:05.377 General Discussion The Blood Donor An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arises.  As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so, the call went out.  Fina http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/UP-a-funny-2-letter-word-1-2273859.html Beencoo 2013-04-02 17:31:13.65 General Discussion "Up" - A Phenomenal 2 Letter Word I'm sure you will enjoy this. I never knew one word in the English language that can be a noun, verb, adj, adv, prep. UPRead until the end ... You'll laugh.This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP.' http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/Funny-bunny-joke-1-2273858.html Beencoo 2013-04-02 17:34:40.543 General Discussion Funny Bunny Joke A man was driving along the highway and saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the Easter Bunny jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man and animal lover, pulled over to t http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/Under-the-oceans-of-Fjji-verygood-1-2273479.html jjohnoh2 2013-04-01 21:54:56.78 General Discussion       Hope you enjoy this.   John  >>>http://www.youtube.com/embed/mcbHKAWIk3I http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/The-door-1-2273269.html Beencoo 2013-04-02 09:07:47.047 General Discussion http://www.quizyourprofile.com/guessyournumber.swf it works!!The Door - don't ask me how this works  This will drive you up the wall!! CLICK ON web page.  And please don't ask me how this works Because I don't have a clue!!   Or do I??  http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/Celibacy-1-2273268.html Beencoo 2013-04-01 22:03:42.077 General Discussion What is Celibacy?                                                 http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/Irish-sugar-test-1-2273267.html Beencoo 2013-04-01 22:05:02.09 General Discussion Sugar Test  (Irish Way)     One day an  Irishman -Paddy- goes into a pharmacy -reaches into his pocket and takes  out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some of the  contents onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist. "Could you&nb http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/HAPPY-EASTER-1-2272901.html simplyfay41 2013-03-31 07:49:27.667 General Discussion Happy Easter everyone http://forum1.aimoo.com/faysplace/category/Brought-a-tear-to-my-eye-1-2271993.html Beencoo 2013-03-26 22:16:13.17 General Discussion IT BROUGHT TEARS TO MY EYES  A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text.............."If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send meyour smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, sendme a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears.