Your Highness! I will quite agree
To a divorce !!I'll set you free!
I'd much prefer to keep my head
Cuz I don't wanna end up dead.
So go and find another wife
And she can sacrifice her life!
Try Cathy Howard! I have heard
That lusty is her favorite word.
You'll like her! She 's a pretty child!
And she'll drive your libido wild.
She will succeed where I did fail
Because I found you old and stale.