Well howdy doo to all my friends
From Paints, where nonsense never ends!
This is the place where I'll compose
And wax of all the Tudor woes!
I'll start by pasting all my stuff
Into a single thread of bluff!
So bear with me until I find
The odes that clutter up my mind!
I'll copy them and paste 'em here,
But it will take a while I fear!
And when the task is done quite neat,
You'll find the Painter's poems complete!