We welcome you to England Olde
Where you can watch the past unfold!
We tell the tales of queens and kings
Who did some very naughty things!
They reigned on high! They chopped off heads!
Intrigue was rampant in their beds!
No necks were safe when Tudors ruled
And even Lizzie had 'em fooled!
The times were tough, you died so young,
You got the axe or you were hung,
Sometimes you died upon a pyre.
When Mary burned you in a fire.
So light the candle! Burn it bright!
Now grab your head and hold on tight!
Then open up your history book,
Because it's worth a second look!