http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSCAimoo CityAimooen-USAimoo http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/what-do-u-tell-a-women-with-2-black-eyes-1-2255492.html angieboothang 2013-02-03 22:18:47.083 Jokes and Funny Emails Nothing u already told her twice lol http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/Great-Comments-from-Dull-Minds-1-2136299.html manda_panda23 2012-04-01 11:25:15.983 Jokes and Funny Emails Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." -- Mariah Carey "I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." -- David Dinkins, http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/Great-Advice-to-Pass-on-to-Your-Daughters-1-2136296.html manda_panda23 2012-04-01 11:19:54.913 Jokes and Funny Emails Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man's mind wander http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/Impossible-to-Please-1-2117146.html Bigred930 2013-02-04 04:41:39.45 Jokes and Funny Emails A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, a http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/ABC-s-of-ex-girlfriends-1-2117145.html Bigred930 2012-02-13 00:15:27.887 Jokes and Funny Emails A is for Arteries.You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.Bis for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/A-Really-Bad-Day-1-2117144.html Bigred930 2012-03-11 23:11:32.787 Jokes and Funny Emails There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/A-Blonde-Goes-On-Who-Wants-To-Be-A-Millionaire-1-2117143.html Bigred930 2013-02-06 21:26:30.867 Jokes and Funny Emails Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend. The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?"Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!" http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/101-Ways-To-Annoy-People-1-2117141.html Bigred930 2013-02-06 21:28:14.89 Jokes and Funny Emails 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."&nbsp http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/10-Husbands-Still-a-Virgin-1-2117139.html Bigred930 2013-02-04 04:40:50.613 Jokes and Funny Emails A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales represent http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/The-bride-tells-her-husband-1-2117138.html Bigred930 2013-02-04 05:05:25.24 Jokes and Funny Emails The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't knowanything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?""OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'theprison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put theprisoner in the prison.And http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/Only-three-doors-1-2117136.html Bigred930 2013-02-03 22:23:49.767 Jokes and Funny Emails An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for t http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/New-prefix-1-2117134.html Bigred930 2012-02-12 23:50:56.757 Jokes and Funny Emails If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them:Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondesBimbaffled - constant mental state of blondesBimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by blondes in an http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/Girls-night-out-1-2117128.html Bigred930 2013-02-03 19:33:27.1 Jokes and Funny Emails Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or so http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/Generous-lawyer-1-2117123.html Bigred930 2012-05-11 08:58:51.4 Jokes and Funny Emails A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute."Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/Blonde-paint-job-1-2117122.html Bigred930 2012-02-12 23:42:53.63 Jokes and Funny Emails A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do."Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"The blonde s http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/Cartoons-1-2068645.html BK_Smooth_69 2011-12-27 13:12:09.037 Jokes and Funny Emails http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/seen-at-Walmart-1-2066440.html BK_Smooth_69 2011-12-27 12:45:08.477 Jokes and Funny Emails http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/Seen-at-Walmart-1-2066438.html BK_Smooth_69 2011-12-27 13:12:48.49 Jokes and Funny Emails http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/MOMMYS-BALLOONS-1-2062193.html Guest 2011-12-27 13:13:42.167 Jokes and Funny Emails Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the s http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/MAKING-CAKES-1-2062192.html Guest 2011-12-27 12:53:04.69 Jokes and Funny Emails There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes." The next day they are at a zoo and the little g http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/3-DAUGHTERS-1-2062189.html Guest 2011-12-27 12:48:57.487 Jokes and Funny Emails There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldn't afford it and neither could there parents. So the parents said "We will give you all a joint wedding and then you will all be able to get married". So they got married and all three daughters then said "I want a honey http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/mommys-black-sponge-1-2062182.html Guest 2011-12-27 12:37:35.303 Jokes and Funny Emails Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina. He asks her what it is and she embarassed replies, "Oh, that's mommy's black sponge." A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!" She re http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/Kermit-the-Frog-Reacts-to-2-Girls-One-Cup-1-2061073.html Guest 2011-12-29 07:45:29.96 Jokes and Funny Emails Kermit the Frog Reacts to "2 Girls One Cup" LMFAO!!!! http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/Spoofed-DORA-THE-EXPLORE-AT-THE-FUNCTION-EP1-1-2055037.html Guest 2011-12-27 12:42:34.077 Jokes and Funny Emails DORA THE EXPLORE: AT THE FUNCTION (EP1)Checkout this hilarious video "Leggoooo B**** Leggo" http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/THE-AWAKENING-OF-ME-THE-BIRTH-OF-LOVING-ME-NO-MATTER-WHAT-1-2050568.html Guest 2011-08-22 12:20:32.33 Jokes and Funny Emails THE AWAKENING OF ME, THE BIRTH OF LOVING ME NO MATTER WHAT!A time comes in your life when you finally get it, when in the midst of all your fears and insanity, you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out. Louder than all of the other noise that had been blockin http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/DIRTY-JOKES-2-1-1999006.html HONEYDIPPEDPISCES 2011-12-29 07:59:55.987 Jokes and Funny Emails Mommy's BalloonsLittle Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/DIRTY-JOKES-1-1999004.html HONEYDIPPEDPISCES 2011-12-27 13:06:10.773 Jokes and Funny Emails The Pickled PenisThere was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem.The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say ' http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/LOVE-TO-FEEL-U-1-1989318.html HONEYDIPPEDPISCES 2011-12-29 07:47:58.613 Jokes and Funny Emails I slide myself into you,so soft so warm,I feel your tongue upon my skinkeeping me from harmI feel so lucky, love at first site.I tried to restrain myselfwhen I saw you on that nightwe mesh so wellI love being in youAt first you were so tightAs I moved in side of youand you on meI knew we were meant http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/I-need-a-drink-1-1970303.html LayDeeOfDistinction 2011-12-29 07:57:36.343 Jokes and Funny Emails  A man walks into a bar.As he steps in he realizes it is a "GAY" bar. "What-the-hell" hethinks,I want a drink. The bartender comes up and asks "whats the name or UR penis?" the man says "I'm not into any that stuff, I just want a drink""I'm sorry but I can't serve U ' til U tel me the name http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/Good-Laughs-1-1966939.html Guest 2011-12-27 12:18:38.917 Jokes and Funny Emails A wife was dying. Her husband was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice. "There's something I must confess." "Shhh" he said, there's nothing to confess. Everything's alright." "No I must die in peace. I fucked your brother, your best friend, his best friend and your father!" "I know," http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/Need-a-laugh-Part-3-1-1966932.html Guest 2011-12-29 08:19:21.637 Jokes and Funny Emails A couple gets a divorce & now negotiates about the custody of the kids. The judge want their reasoning for the right of sole custody. The wife replies, The kids r mine, I carried them for nine months & spent hrs in labor with them! He didn't really do anything. The judge nods thoug http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/Need-a-laugh-Part-2-1-1966921.html Guest 2011-12-27 12:28:27.64 Jokes and Funny Emails Man: "Honey, try my pants on." Woman: "Okay?" (tries them on) "they're too big." Man: "Exactly, which means I wear the pants in this house." Woman: "Try on my panties." Man: "Okay." (tries them on) "silly girl, I can't get into your panties." Woman: "That's right, and that's the way it's g http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/Need-a-laugh-1-1966910.html Guest 2011-12-27 12:23:58.743 Jokes and Funny Emails 2 doctors are walking down the hall, they pass a room & see a man masturbating, one says 'what is he doing in there? the other replies 'he has a condition, he has to masturbate 5x a day or his balls will fill up with seamen & explode, in the next room they see a man getting oral se http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/Little-Johnny-1-1966907.html Guest 2011-12-27 12:23:22.13 Jokes and Funny Emails Little' Johnny is in school and the teacher is having children make sentences out of words..she gives a few examples and the kids participate..She gives the word fascinate...Johnny really wants to get picked bad on this one..Teach says ok go ahead...My sister she has really big tits..She g http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/3-Mice-1-1966900.html Guest 2011-12-27 12:51:14.957 Jokes and Funny Emails 3 mice are in a pub having a heavy discussion about who's the hardest mouse.1st mouse says he is, "I go up to mousetraps rip the cheese out and as the bar comes down I bench press it 30 times and throw it across the room!" 2nd mouse says: "you poof! I get rat poison, crush it into powder & http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/ITS-A-DOGGY-DOGG-WORLD-1-1958717.html MOSS6969 2011-12-29 08:20:50.807 Jokes and Funny Emails                                                    http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/Fail-Blog-1-1953909.html Guest 2011-12-29 08:23:13.81 Jokes and Funny Emails http://failblog.org/If you ever need a good laugh, have fun going through everything on this site.  It could take forever, so make sure to bookmark it. http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/THE-CREATION-OF-A-VAGINA-1-1949259.html HONEYDIPPEDPISCES 2011-12-29 08:30:18.593 Jokes and Funny Emails THE CREATION OF A VAGINA Seven wise men with knowledge so fine Created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, smart with wit, Using a knife, he gave it a slit. Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole. Third was a tailor, tall and thi http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/MY-VERY-FIRST-TIME-1-1949249.html HONEYDIPPEDPISCES 2011-12-29 08:33:07.457 Jokes and Funny Emails My Very First Time The sky was dark The moon was high All alone just she and I Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wa http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/Mishap-of-Words-1-1932169.html Guest 2011-12-29 08:40:28.65 Jokes and Funny Emails These two guys walk into a bar, and they've each got a black eye... The bartender asks the first guy. "What happened to you?" The first guy responds "I had a slight mishap of words with my wife.. You see, we were getting plane tickets, and the lady behind the terminal was REALLY big breasted http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/Mr-Right-Rejection-Form-Letter-1-1932165.html Guest 2011-12-29 08:49:58.297 Jokes and Funny Emails Dear (____rejectee's name here____ ), I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as my Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/Man-Wife-1-1920001.html NoemiVC 2011-12-29 08:30:57.61 Jokes and Funny Emails Man says: Hey, can I cum in your ear??Wife says: No, I might go deaf!!!!Man says: Funny, cause I always cum in your mouth and u never            shut the fuck up! http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/FUNNY-1-1910889.html Guest 2011-12-29 08:34:57.27 Jokes and Funny Emails Where do I order? http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/THE-HIPPIE-AND-THE-NUN-1-1905499.html HONEYDIPPEDPISCES 2011-12-29 09:25:49.997 Jokes and Funny Emails One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus driver leans over and says "Hey guy I know how to get that nun to have sex with y http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/CAN-I-GET-INTO-HEAVEN-1-1905494.html HONEYDIPPEDPISCES 2011-12-29 09:31:34.35 Jokes and Funny Emails It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had really bad day on the day they died.St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/TALK-DIRTY-TO-ME-1-1901137.html HONEYDIPPEDPISCES 2011-12-27 12:14:05.037 Jokes and Funny Emails   This couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out into town and party, so he says to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, coochi coo?" asks his wife. "I'm going to the ba http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/ODE-TO-A-PENIS-1-1901129.html HONEYDIPPEDPISCES 2011-12-29 09:22:30.803 Jokes and Funny Emails   I'll tell you a short poem;I'll try to make it quick.You might think it quite harmless;You might well find it sick.The subject is quite simple:The joy of having a dick. Penises are super things;You ladies should be jealous.Ever since the early days,When it was small and hairle http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/THE-TEST-RESULTS-1-1901127.html HONEYDIPPEDPISCES 2011-12-29 09:07:50.49 Jokes and Funny Emails Mr. Smith went to the Doctor's office to collect his wife's test results. The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/THE-RIGHT-AND-WRONG-WAY-TO-ASK-A-MAN-1-1901123.html HONEYDIPPEDPISCES 2011-12-29 09:06:52.087 Jokes and Funny Emails The Right And Wrong Way to Ask A Man How you ask a man to do something makes all the difference. Women think that a subtle nuance or slight turn of phrase will have no effect whatsoever on the resolve of their mucho-macho muscular moron. It does! Which is why you should alwa http://forum1.aimoo.com/UnstoppableBSC/category/A-FEW-SHORT-POEMS-1-1901119.html HONEYDIPPEDPISCES 2011-12-29 09:03:02.127 Jokes and Funny Emails I love you, You love me,Homosexuality,People say that we're just friends,But we are really Lesbians.There was a young girl called Lewinsky, Who caused as much stir as Kaczynski When on Kenneth Starr's lap she confided, when trapped, "Bill Clinton is hung like Nijinsky." * (*Nijinsky is a t