I lost my job today

How could I be so stupid

What was I thinking

Getting caught on the job having sex

I mean I thought the supply closet door was locked

We wouldn't of got caught either but then it started to feel too good

and I started screaming like Chewbacca.Then someone came through the door

and she jumped up and pulled down her skirt and said that I was trying to feel her up

I was just about to nut too,I mean I was cumming

and it ended up on the floor in the condom

What could I do,but pull up my pants and hope that they didn't call the cops

But what a way to lose my job
After losing my job for....eh...er....well ya know

I found a new one

Its at a "video" store

Its great

I mean the types of people that cum into the store are really nice.Some a bit nervous

and some of them just know what they are looking for

As an added bonus,I get to even preview these fine "videos" in the back
of the store.There is even this nice girl co-worker that enjoys
watching these "videos" as well

....I mean...eh...er... she is cool

Got to remember,this is a place of business.I don't want to get into any trouble

I just wish she wouldn't wear such short skirts

Then she is always up on the ladder putting away the "videos"

When she know I can reach it better

I'm starting to think she is doing it on purpose.I mean its just
Wednesday and this job is making me hard....I mean getting hard....I
mean....eh...er...its just a bit difficult to deal with
I'm pretty much happy at my new job

and my co-worker Paula is really nice

But I'm not too sure her intentions.Yesterday a customer called her "Freak Bitch Paula"

But I'll see whats that's about

The boss seems cool.I think he loves his job too much.Palms always sweaty when leaving the back room

But who am I to judge

Today was by far my most interesting day.Its not too cold in New York
right now so I didn't bundle up,nor did Paula.I know she likes to wear
skirts and all but
DAMN!!! 
I mean we had to stock back the "videos" this morning and she made sure she took the bottom shelf so she could be bent over

and I know I didn't see any panties.She trying to get me in trouble

Too bad I don't close tonight

I'm going to behave myself

But damn I'm hard....I mean its hard...the job I mean

I will be fine

I have self control

(Oh forget how I lost my last job)
Today was pretty good day at work.I'm starting to see alot of usuals in
there more often.They must really enjoy these "videos".I might have to
check out some more of the selection but that back room smells like ass

I guess I'm going to have to get use to it.The boss had left out for an hour today

I don't know what got into "Freak Bitch Paula" but she was dropping all kinds of hints

She kept on asking me to help her with Stock and was constantly bending
over.I told her,that I need to mind the register and help with the
customers.She is really trying to get me in trouble

But I think I'll be ok.Had to let off some steam during my break in the back room

I think she was trying to cum in...I mean come in the room

I was er....ummm....busy anyway

I think she needed to let off some steam herself

But I got to close with her tomorrow

and if she keep bending over like that....I don't know

But she can get it

....I mean er....ummm I'm cool

(must behave myself)

Yesterday I had to close the store with "Freak Bitch Paula".Now
everything was fine.We closed last night at 10 and all we had to do was
clean the windows,take out the trash,vacuum the floor and re-stock the
floor.Now I had to Vacuum

Piece of cake.While Paula had to wash the windows.No problem.So I went to take out the trash

But when I came back inside,I noticed a thong on the counter

Somethings not right here.I payed it no mind,cause I didn't want to ask her anything about it

So I did the vauuming and she started to re-stock the floor.Finished
that quickly and had to help her finishing re-stocking.Everything has
to be in Alphabetical Order.Customers can be such slobs

But anyway Paula is wearing a skirt as usual

and goes up the ladder and ask me to hand her some of the "products" we
sell at the "video" store.So I basically have to be right under her and
as I looked to give her the "products"

I see her well shaven pussy

with a string coming from her ass

So I had to ask cause all this sexual tension was driving me crazy

"Are Those Anal Beeds You Have In Your Ass"

She then replied "Why Yes They Are,Want To Get Them Out For Me"

At this point,I'm like whoa

"We Got To Finish Work Paula.She then cums down the ladder and asked me to just pull it out anyway.

I couldn't help myself so I was just about to,then she said "With Your Teeth"

What is she trying to do.She obviously wants to go in the back room

And at this point,I'm hard as a rock

So I got weak

and I went to the back room with her.Totally forgetting that her thong was on the front counter

and went to the back room.I even made sure the door was locked this time

But guess who decides to come back to the store cause he wanted some "videos"

The damn
BOSS and he has his own keys to the back room

He came in on us

and fired me on the spot

So I had to leave but Paula didn't have to

He told her she could stay and that he will "deal" with her his own way.Whatever that means
Well now I have to go out and find a new job

Damn,how could I fuck up twice doing the same thing
O.k O.k,I just happen to be lucky and found this job working at Dominoes

I will be delivering Pizza

and they let me pic my route of delivery based on how well I know the area

Now at the store,there happen to be only one female and she is old anyway

Not even going there

She overweight too

So I'm good

Its something new but I can deal with it.The neighborhood is cool.Only
takes me 20 minutes to get to work.The customers in the area come in
once in a blue.I mean we do deliver

Plus free Pizza

Now just to deal with making my deliveries.I mean how much trouble can I get into by doing that
Well working at Dominoes is cool

The boss is a real bitch

She is always yelling

That's why I'm always trying to make them deliveries

But I feel a lil bit disgusted

I had one delivery today of some Deep Dish with Pepperoni and Sausage

and some Chessy Bread with a side of Buffalo Wings

So I go to make the delivery

and this guys opens the door in a towel with his taco meat on his chest and rolls on his side

He just came out the shower and is looking me up and down."How are you doing"

he asked.

"I'm good

$24.50 please.He then takes the money out from his towel all wet

"Here you go sir"

At this point,I don't even want to touch the money

So I use my jacket sleeve to take the money and haul ass out of there.I gave that man no change

I hope I never have to go back there again
Well yesterday sucked ass

I made it to work late cause of me talking to Lissa on yahoo.I mean she wouldn't shut up

So I got there about 7:40.40 minutes late

The boss was pretty mad

So I tried to calm her down the best way how.A little flirting

and alot of praising

That did the trick

Calm her down and even made her blush

So after that I was ready for some deliveries

So I did a few but the last one I did was just too much

I had a delivery of Brooklyn Style Pepperoni Pizza with some Cinnastix and a 2 Liter of Sprite

It was for this spanish "lady".She came to the door in a robe and said
he come in.She sounded like she smoked way too many cigarettes

I'm really not suppose to go in to anybodies home but it was my last delivery for the night and I kind of was tired

Hell I wanted a slice of that pizza anyway

I told the lady that I couldn't stay long anyway.So she then asked me
if I wanted a beer.I don't drink so I told her no.She had a really
skimpy robe on too.So she went to get a beer for herself from her
fridge.I'm thinking I'm about to see her panties as she bends over

or better yet no panties at all

But what I saw was
A hairy nutsack 
I had to get out of there quickly.
Fuck the tip 
S
he asked where I was going

I told her/him that I need to get back to the store.Now its basically
after 1 and that's when we are closed.So I was the last one to get back
to the store.The boss was still there and I was just tired as hell.I
needed some sleep

But the boss must have been moved by my words earlier cause she was looking at me like a piece of meat

I'm like oh no

not me.She stood in front of the door so I couldn't leave

She said she never had a black man before and always wondered what it was like

I said hmmm

oh really.Well do you want to see it

She was like sure do

So I went to take it out as I lured her away from the door.Spinned-off her and bounce out the door

I was like I'll see you later.....never
I'm not going back there no more

That job was too weird.
Well after some consideration in my job choices I have chosen to be a Personal Trainer

So I went down to the New York Sports Club and apply

One good look at me they were like your hired

So I have my little black uniform.I made sure I got a small shirt to show off my arms too

They let me train with another trainer on the basics of being a
Personal Trainer.But its right on Wall St and it gets busy in there too

But there sure alot of hotties in there

and a couple saggy old fats there too

Hopefully they let me pick and chose who I get to train

Don't want to get stuck training no wrinkly saggy fat old man

Can't wait till I get my first female victim.....I mean customer

I mean them girls in them tights

I can't wait
OOO being a Personal Trainer is
GREAT!!! 
I get to work out for free

I get to try out all the free products

and some of the other females trainers are damn hot

So today I had to train this one young lady with some really nice B


BS and just a nice hard ass

I mean I know I'm suppose to just be "professional"

But you know I had to put on a lil charm

and things were going well.Till the other guy Trainer from Europe came over hating on me

Almost had her number too till he came showing off and knew a lil bit more than me

But its was ok.With all those other sexy bodies around me.I was even
tempted to go check out the pilates class.I can sit there and watch
them women bounce up and down

...I mean them getting in shape

I had to make sure that hating ass European Trainer don't see me

But I will get rid of him somehow.Hope he doesn't get in my way.I'll make sure I get to know some of the other female trainers

But whatever his name is a an ass

He just mad that I look better than him

I think I will be alright with job.I don't see me getting into any trouble here
Well what a mixed up day at work I had

I finally got to know one of the female trainers

I mean she was stacke
ddd like a brickhouse

I mean breast
pladow!!! and ass
pladow!!! 
She was cool and as usual the European jackass was hating on me

its ok,he can kick rocks for all I care

I'm just there to do my job

So I'm working with her and female member today and it was great

Now I had to also deal with that other trainer as well as he talked me to death

about work policies

He is trying to tell me I got a wandering eye

He just mad cause I'm getting all the attention

So after a hard days work,got to hit the showers....

I have never seen so many shriveled up nutsacks walking around freely in the locker room
(shudders) Just all free with it too

Talk about a mood kill.I took my shower and got the hell out of there.I
better not see any one of those guys eying my massive bar either

I don't play that shit

even though I could of swore I saw
"towel guy"
So I basically at work chillin.....well working

and I got to work with Tasha the girl trainer.She is soo damn sexy

I'll bend her ass over and eat....well ummm nevermind

but she was helping me out with the old white guy

I don't even know why his old ass is in the gym

What he trying to work out for

balls probably touches his knees

I was watching Tasha bend over and help him anyway

What a juicy ass

But ass I'm looking at that ass

Guess who is staring at me

That European Trainer.Oh yeah his name is Lance

So I'm like what you staring at busta

He begins to give me that lecture about job policy

he act like he got a dick....I mean stick up his ass

Well my day is done and its time to hit the showers

I'm going to be in and out that bitch.Can't get me to stay too long in there

But as I was leaving out to go home I see

Lance in the shower with another guy

some fat dude at that.....kind of look like towel guy

....
OH HELL NO!!!!
Well what a fucking day I had

Well maybe it wasn't all that bad

But anyway let me tell ya what happened today.I was doing the usual
thing today with helping members out and then I went on my break.So for
my break I decided to work out in the Trainer's gym with my shirt off

I made sure that I had took my break around the same time Tasha was on hers

So I decided that I might need some help with my reps

I even made sure I oiled up my chest so it would have a extra shiney look

All part of my master plan to get Tasha on me....I mean next to me

So my plan worked.I flirted

and got her to help me out.I was on one machine where she had to have her luscious body hanging over me

I was hard as a
rock 
So she smiles at me cause she know what she is doing.She then looks at the bulge in my sweats and grabs it

She then ask me "Why You Hard"

I'm like "Why You Think"

She then smiles again and says "Maybe I Should See"

I'm like oh damn not at work but....

it was
hard to resist

So I start to kiss on her stomach as she is hovering over me

She begins to moan

She then starts to raise up her sports bra to release her 36
DDD's 
But then guess who decides to come in the Trainer's Gym,fucking Lance

I was this fucking close.He then says "I'm Telling The Manager"

I said
HOLD UP!!! "I Seen You In The Shower With That Fat Dude With The Taco Meat On His Chest"

His mouth dropped "You Saw Me And Greg"

Tasha was surprised as hell too.She was a bit nervous

cause she didn't want to lose her job as well.I told her

"Don't Worry,He Can't Say Shit"

So as me and her were leaving the Trainer's Gym,Lance pushed me against the wall

Mannnnnnnnn I fucking mollywopped his ass

He hits the ground so hard.The manager came upstairs

He cried like a bitch on the floor

The manager said you haven't even been here 2 weeks yet

Then I see Greg The Towel Guy come to Lance aide trying not to be gay

in front of everyone.Asking him if he is ok

Then he wanted to give me the eye

I was ready to mollywop his ass too but the Manager gave me this look like pack yo shit and get out
So I basically lost my job
AGAIN 
But I at least got Tasha's number
Well I have been out of work for months and I felt a lil bit embarrassed

but I finally got a job

Its at a college.I work as a janitor

Its not as bad as you think.I didn't know that it would be so
simple.Plus since this is a school for cosmetology it had mainly girls
in it

hopefully I get to clean out the gym and the locker rooms

The principle of the school is this old white man.Seems a bit anal but
what can I expect.I thought he would be more loose being in a mainly
all girl college.....unless he is gay

or he just don't want me getting in his way.Seems to keep eying this
one girl name Tracy that goes there.Well I'm not worried (even though
she sure has a phat ass

)
Well today I happen to be sweeping the halls and I see a girl wearing a
pretty short skirt and from the looks of it,she wasn't wearing any
panties

She look like she was doing it on purpose cause she was just squatting
there with her legs spread open.As I got closer (well I meant to sweep
the other hall but....

) She got up and said later Dre....

I said how she know my name,I just started.I then looked up and she turn back and winked.
IT WAS PAULA!!!
Well after a few days of working at the school,I got to know some of the students

Do these girls these days where any clothes these days

But I must stay professional

Oh yeah I'm staying clear way from
PAULA 
She probably wants to fuck again....

....NOOO,what am I thinking.She is bad,I can't get fired cause of her again.But it sure was good

But that's how I fucked up last time

Well anyway.I saw Tracy again

and I think the principal saw me

He spoke to me on the side and said that Tracy was his god daughter and if I want to keep my job.I better not even look at her

I won't.I want to keep this job.Just wish Tracy could wear some a damn bra

Nipples always hard and always seem to be bouncing

But I will just avoid her.Get back to cleaning.I have to mop the locker rooms later

Took a little time out to go me a snack at the candy machine and I notice
PAULA 
and She was with Tracy

and I mean she
WAS WITH TRACY 
She said Dre,why don't you cum join us
Well after the comment Paula made (Guess she want some more of that massive bar

) I was tempted but I'm not going to let her get to me

but damn Tracy is hot

You know if she would just wear a bra I wouldn't get so damn hard....er....I mean excited

I had to go clean the locker room anyway so I will not be getting lured into her trap

So I did what I had to do.Clean up the locker room.Damn that's going to be hard.....I mean the job not my.....well you know

Well they play Lacrosse here.I'm like
WTF!!! 
A women lacrosse team.....dah well.Well I got to work and took out the
trash and mopped the floors.That's where I ran into Beatrice,the leader
of the lacrosse team.I mean she was a
HUGE umm girl.Not that attractive though

But she seemed to think the opposite of me.I mean she was about 6'4 and
close to 300 pounds.I mean I wasn't sure if she was suppose to play
lacrosse or be in the NFL.She grabbed me by my balls and said I want
them

I'm like ooo you big bitch you better back up

Breath smelled like 10 cans of get back too

She then asked if I don't find her attractive

looking like a female version of Jack Black

I'm like not really.She gets upset and tells me that's she is going to get me fired

Looks like if I want to keep this job I might just have to warm up to her.Now I wish I would of joined Paula

.....wait that's not a good idea either
Well as I considered my options with Beatrice

I had to wonder if the old brown bag over the head trick would work

maybe straight backshots

But she butt ugly and her breath smells like Fat Joe's under belly

I think I'm going to take a pass on this

She can't really get me fired

I did nothing wrong.But I need to get rid of her

I will just tell her to go freshen up and I will be waiting

Soon as she went in the shower,I high tailed it to the principle's
office.Yeah I sucked up to him and said how glad I was to be working at
the college and that he has a fine institution.He asked me if I saw his
god daughter Tracy but I never saw her

So
we chit chatted a lil and got to know each other a bit more.He told me
that all he wants is the best for his god daughter cause her father
wasn't in her life

I said I understand and its good that you are looking out for her.So
just when we are getting along.Here comes Beatrice,Paula and Tracy into
his office
When we last left our hero
As all 3 girls came into the room,I was shitting bricks

I quickly said to Beatrice that the principal told me so much about her,then she got nervous

and I went on to Paula and said wow,I didn't know that about you Paula

and she looks at me a bit worried

But then I look over and I see the principal looking at Paula with this look in his eye

I said

let me find out the Principal wants peace of Paula's punani

Maybe this can work in my favor

But what do I do about Beatrice.I could always call Bruce Bruce and have him handle her

That would leave me with Tracy to myself

So after I said what I had to say I told the principal that I need to
get back to work and I have something I want to ask him later

So then he asked all 3 girls if there was something they needed,both
Beatrice and Paula were spooked and had nothing to say and Tracy was
like not really

So I got out of work and called my man Bruce Bruce

Bruce Bruce,I need a favor
Well I called Bruce Bruce and he came by the school.I showed him Beatrice and he went to work

So now time to get the Principal to admit how he feels about Paula

Bruce Bruce said I got the King Size Bar for that Amazon

I said well go handle your business.....

So off to see Mr Cockstein....(what kind of fucked up last name is that

)
So I go into his office and ask if I can have a moment of his time.He
said sure why not,what's on my mind.I said I seen the way you look at
Paula,are you interested in her?

NO WAY he said...

I said,you sure about that.I mean she does have nice juicy lips and
thick legs.Always wearing really short skirts and tight tube tops.I see
the look on his face as I talk more and more about her.Its getting red
and he is starting to sweat.I said to him,she doesn't look like she
wears any underwear.He said she never does

I said so you do be watching her

he then said oh yes I do

So I asked him,why hasn't he said anything to her.He said he can't.How
would that look.She is a student.I said I think she likes you too (

) He then replied
REALLY 
Yup,she thinks your sexy

I think you need to handle that

So now I got him gassed up and its off to get Paula off my back.I should just leave Tracy alone but damn them breast are big