Woman stuck her head into a hair salon and asked,
"How long before I can
get a wash & curl?'
The beautician looked around the salon full of
customers and said,
"about 2 hours.' The woman left.

A few days later, the same woman stuck her head in the
door and asked, '
how long before I can get a
wash & curl?' The beautician looked around at the
salon and said,"
about 3 hours.' The woman left.

A week later, the same woman stuck her head in the
salon and asked, '
How long before I can get a wash & curl?' The
beautician looked around
the salon and said,

"about a hour and a half.' The woman left.

The beautician turned to her girlfriend and said,
"Hey Juanita, do me a
favor. Follow that woman and see where she goes. She
keeps asking how
long she
has to wait for a wash & curl, but then she
doesn't ever come back.'

A little while later, Juanita returned to the salon,
laughing
hysterically. The beautician asked, 'So, where
does that woman go when
she leaves?' Juanita looked up, wiped the tears
from her eyes and said,
'Your man's house!'