http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_RacingAimoo CityAimooen-USAimoo http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/DAVID-LETTERMAN-MAY-BE-IN-TROUBLE-WITH-NASCAR-1-1487926.html helenmrin 2009-05-15 06:29:36.593 Humor column DAVID LETTERMAN MAY BE IN TROUBLE WITH NASCAR!!!!   Now, THIS is funny.David Letterman may not get any flak from NASCAR, but I'll bet he does get some 'flak' from the NAACP, and others such as Al Sharpton and the Rev. Jackson will absolutely go nuts !!! David Letterman's Top 10 r http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/PILLSBURY-DOUGHBOY-1-1469903.html specialedracing 2009-04-29 11:09:25.59 Humor column Sad News.....Please join me in remembering a great icon of the enterainment community.  The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly.  He was 71 years old.Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of cele http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/Two-Trees-and-a-Woodpecker-1-1052132.html Guest 2008-10-11 10:53:51.78 Humor column > It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, buthere is one:> Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A smalltree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is thata son of a beech or a son of a birch?'>   The birc http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/Things-That-Sound-Dirty-on-Halloween-1-1047681.html Guest 2008-10-04 14:41:08.513 Humor column <!-- BEGIN RAW TAG - 728 x 90 - MadBlast: Run-of-site - DO NOT MODIFY --><!-- END TAG -->    <!-- End Right -->     Featured Blast... Thing That Sound Dirty on Halloween <!--begin content viewer--> <!-- BODY { background : #FFFFCC; } BODY http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/When-cardboard-men-come-in-handy-1-1045993.html Guest 2008-09-30 09:11:42.89 Humor column  When cardboard  men come in handy!>>>> A car gets a flat on the  interstate one day. The blonde driver >>>> eases it over onto the shoulder of  the road, carefully steps out >>>> of the car and  opens the trunk.  She takes out two ca http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/WHY-I-OWE-MY-MOTHER-1-1041321.html Guest 2008-09-12 10:02:47.06 Humor column   WHY I OWE MY MOTHER1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'2. My mother taught me RELIGION.'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.'If you don't http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/SCHOOL-ANSWERING-MACHINE-1-1037873.html helenmrin 2008-08-23 13:15:05.06 Humor column  SCHOOL ANSWERING MACHINE>> This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended! This is the >> message that the Pacific Palisades High School California staff voted >> unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine.>>>> This is the actual an http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/10-00-Dollars-1-1036883.html Guest 2008-08-23 01:51:23.093 Humor column   A fellow walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.  He guesses there must be more than ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, 'What's with the money in the jar?''Well......you pay $10 a http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/JOKE-OF-THE-DAY-1-1032658.html Guest 2008-07-25 11:14:13.187 Humor column HAVE U EVER SEEN A DUMB AS* WRAPPED IN PLASTIC?     GIVE UP?            LOOK AT YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/joke-of-the-day-1-1032302.html Guest 2008-07-24 04:54:58.187 Humor column i saw vthe first sign of summer today. 2 black guys were carrying a heater to the pawn shop http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/joke-of-the-day-1-1032174.html Guest 2008-07-23 08:36:40.107 Humor column a son tells his dad he had sex 4 the first time.dad says "congradulations boy,got any questions?" son says "yes dad, i do, just how long is my ass supposed to hurt?" http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/THIS-IS-A-HUMOR-COLUMN-1-1025456.html FireBoy03 2008-06-14 22:27:34.033 Humor column THIS IS A HUMOR COLUMN. http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/Love-in-the-animal-world-1-1022244.html Piemur 2008-05-30 11:08:47.327 Humor column Snails have a problem with sex.She's down there the whole time saying, "Faster! Faster!" http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/GOOD-LUCK-IN-2008-1-1019269.html Guest 2008-03-24 00:14:39.7 Humor column hey everyone this is Larry Hahn wishing every body a safe and fun run for the Cup in 08.im still looking for sponcers. if you are intrested give me a call 508-0552. thank you. ps. go Speedy 48               &nb http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/toyota-sucks-1-1016857.html publicnotice 2008-02-18 04:00:04.98 Humor column anyone driving any make but toyota win the datona 500.  i can't stand those toyotas.  http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/patriots-suck-1-1015773.html publicnotice 2008-03-17 01:33:38.233 Humor column go giants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GO GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GO!!! http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/I-gotta-fax-1-1015281.html Guest 2008-01-29 01:00:34.967 Humor column THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER,AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED  IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.   THE  YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER  FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.  "THAT WAS MY PAGER",SHE SAID, "I HA http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/Kids-and-Child-Birth-1-1014826.html Guest 2008-02-23 01:35:39.383 Humor column   *Should children witness childbirth?   *    * Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the   call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a   3 year old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he &nbsp http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/Hillary-1-1014619.html Piemur 2008-02-23 01:44:44.737 Humor column As I was sitting in the bar  with my buddies a fellow walks in. The new guy stands in the middle of the bar and shouts, "Hillary Clinton is a big horse's ass!"One of my buds gets up, grabs a stool and smashes it over the new guy's head.  I looked at him and said, " I didn't http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/A-man-kills-a-deer-1-1013963.html Plumcrazy29 2008-01-20 02:06:15.717 Humor column A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess... The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue. Well, he s http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/A-man-escapes-from-a-prison-1-1013423.html Plumcrazy29 2008-01-05 11:50:24.103 Humor column  A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kiss http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/Coz-ur-UGLY-1-1012929.html Guest 2007-12-28 01:11:04.293 Humor column A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected 2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee and a 250g pack of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk st http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/The-Prescription-1-1009008.html Guest 2007-12-08 04:34:15.17 Humor column A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/TRUE-COLTS-FAN-this-one-is-for-you-1-1004073.html Guest 2007-11-22 06:07:51.34 Humor column   Go to www.YOUTUBE.com, and type   "shady brady and bill belicheat"  then watch and enjoy. LOL! http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/Labor-Pains-1-980230.html FireBoy03 2006-07-07 01:54:57.0 Humor column A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. T http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/David-Letterman-s-top-10-reasons-why-there-arent-any-black-people-in-NASCAR-1-976507.html FireBoy03 2006-08-07 22:15:04.0 Humor column David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: (bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!) # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving. # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat. # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music. # 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/A-whole-new-kind-of-celebration-1-930239.html Hopmore Racing Fan 2006-10-29 15:04:06.0 Humor column A guy walks into a bar and asks for six beers. The bartender asks "Are you celebrating something?" The guysays"Yes, my first blow job." So the bartender says "Well here, I'll throw in a seventh beer." The guythen replies with"No thanks. If six won't get rid of the taste, neither will seven." HAHAHA http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/George-Bush-1-906491.html PrincessBoog00 2005-10-02 12:57:01.0 Humor column Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff is stunned at this display of emotion, and nervously watches as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/A-guy-in-a-bar-1-835066.html Sir Works-a-lot 2006-06-08 02:29:34.0 Humor column A guy walks into a bar and sits down and orders 10 shots hard liquor. The bar tender asks what's wrong. The man replies  I just found out my oldest son is gay. Next day same guy same bar same ten shots. Bar tender asks what's wrong. The man replies I just found out my youngest son is gay. Next http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/wooo-wooo-woo-1-818088.html Anonymous 2007-10-19 07:46:05.0 Humor column Oct 18 2007 3:40 PMTwo Indians and a West Virginia Hillbilly were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/Welfare-Office-1-805699.html Anonymous 2005-10-21 11:03:56.0 Humor column A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?" "Ten," she replied. "What are their names?" he asked. "David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David," she answered. "They're all named David?" he asked "What i http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/good-to-know-1-805142.html Anonymous 2005-11-23 09:40:36.0 Humor column $%*'`[guest]%*'`@THINGS TO KNOW1.Budweiserbeer conditions the hair 2.Pamcooking spray will dry finger nail polish 3.Cool whipwill condition your hair in 15 minutes 4.Mayonnaisewill KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair 5.Elmer's Glue- paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see the d http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/Do-your-chores-1-802313.html PrincessBoog00 2005-10-06 10:02:30.0 Humor column A boy was coming down to eat some breakfast when his mom asked him "Hun, did you do your chores already?" The boy very bothered answered "No, i don't want to. i'll do them later" His mom then says, "Well if you want some breakfast go do your chores. When you come back I'll give you some food to eat" http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/Black-guy-and-his-welfare-check-1-786514.html Board Moderator 2006-04-22 00:50:01.0 Humor column A black guy walked into the local welfareoffice, marched straight up tothe counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."The social workerbehind the countersaid, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/Old-lady-1-785259.html PrincessBoog00 2005-10-03 22:18:10.0 Humor column A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I've passed gas at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was passing gas because http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/gas-1-784191.html MS1 2006-05-23 10:02:02.0 Humor column I went to the gas station today and ask for five dollars worth of gas.The clerk farted and gave me a receipt. http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/girls-night-out-1-778418.html Anonymous 2005-11-10 18:29:41.0 Humor column $%*'`[picturegirl]%*'`@> Why Females Should Avoid a Girls Night Out After They Are Married! > > The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told >my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" > > Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/The-cat-I-have-always-wanted-1-776013.html FireBoy03 2006-03-21 19:55:29.0 Humor column http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/Four-Women-1-770404.html PrincessBoog00 2005-11-08 13:12:49.0 Humor column >Four women were driving across the country. Each one was from a >different place: Idaho, Nebraska, Indiana, and Mexico. > >Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Idaho started pulling >potatoes from her bag and throwing them out of the window. "What the heck >are you doing?" http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/merry-christmas-1-731460.html Anonymous 2005-12-13 12:56:58.0 Humor column $%*'`[meghan]%*'`@'Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, the beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler. The tube socks hung empty, no candies or toys and I was camped out on my old Lay-Z-Boy.The kids they weren't talking to me or my wife, the worst Christmas they said they ha http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/WHAT-DO-U-CALL-A-COLT-1-672952.html Anonymous 2006-01-20 21:42:54.0 Humor column $%*'`[ARNOLDHOUSER]%*'`@WHAT DO U CALL A COLTS PLAYER WITH A SUPERBOWL RING   GIVE UP ?     A THIEF CAUSE HE SURE CANT WIN  ONE      AND WHERE DO U GO IN INDY WHEN THERES A TORNADO ?    GO TO THE RCA DOME THERES HARDLY EVER A http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/Little-Mary-Margaret-1-642484.html PrincessBoog00 2005-10-05 07:47:18.0 Humor column Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/BLONDE-1-630488.html helenmrin 2006-12-31 00:47:24.0 Humor column It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She finally remembered her daddy's a http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/Nascar-Pledge-of-Allegiance-1-629787.html Hopmore Racing Fan 2006-08-07 16:36:33.0 Humor column This reminds me of the Speedrome so much! lolNascar Pledge of Allegiance1. Above all else, I pledge to be a loyal fan to my chosen driver. I will rejoice and celebrate when my driver wins. I will lay blame on every other driver in the field if my driver spins out on the first lap. My driver can do n http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/Timbuktu-1-621335.html Anonymous 2005-10-21 11:06:51.0 Humor column $%*'`[Michelle]%*'`@The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu." First to recite his poem was th http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/The-cat-that-loved-to-drink-1-620561.html itzrobbiezmomma 2006-07-11 22:28:05.0 Humor column That Darn CatThere was this cat who loved to get drunk, who went to the bar on the other side of the tracks.He stayed all night long and got so wasted he could barely stand up, much less walk.The cat starts to stumble on home. As the cat comes to the train tracks, he doesn't notice a train coming do http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/ANTOHER-BLONDE-JOKE-1-597326.html xCOYOTEx 2005-10-22 14:41:23.0 Humor column A blonde is sitting on a airplane headed for Dallas, when she notices first class is almost empty....She gets up from her seat in coach, and proceeds to sit in first class...The stewardess walks up to her and says, "Sorry, you cant sit there"The blonde says "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm not mo http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/haircut-1-581661.html Anonymous 2005-11-10 18:26:30.0 Humor column $%*'`[picturegirl]%*'`@A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked,"How long before Ican get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full ofcustomers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked,"How long before I can get a h http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/Man-shopping-1-576330.html PrincessBoog00 2005-10-09 09:55:26.0 Humor column A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a http://forum1.aimoo.com/Schaeffer_Racing/category/Nascar-joke-1-571434.html helenmrin 2006-08-12 11:43:07.0 Humor column I had an experience that has changed me forever. The other day I went on my first racing outing. Everything was going fine until the car starts bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but was thrown into the wall. Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot gets cau