billy graham flys into charlotte.  his office arranges a limousine to pick him up.  he looks at that long white limo and says to the chauffer, "i have always wanted to drive one of those beautiful cars, can i drive it."  the driver reluctantly let's him drive.  dr. graham really starts to enjoy driving it and doesn't realize who fast he is going.  he gets pulled over by a north carolina state trooper.  the young rookie trooper comes up and asks for his license.  upon returning to his car he asks his trainer, "you know how you were just saying we sometimes look the other way for vips."  his trainer replies,"yes, who is the vip in the limo?"  the young trooper says, "i think it's jesus, because billy graham is his chauffer."