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(Date Posted:09-29-2008 19:11:42)
When cardboard men come in handy!
>>>> A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde driver
>>>> eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out
>>>> of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men,
>>>> unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing
>>>> oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats
>>>> exposing their nude bodies and private parts to approaching
>>>> drivers. Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed
>>>> up.
>>>> It isn't very long before a police car arrives. The officer,
>>>> clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle
>>>> yelling, 'What's going on here?'
>>>> 'My car broke down, officer' says the woman calmly.
>>>> 'Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing
>>>> here by the road?' he asks.
>>>> 'Helllooooooo!!!!' says the blonde.
>>>> 'Those are my emergency flashers!' |
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