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  • Title: Under New Managment
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    (Date Posted:10/31/2008 11:40 AM)
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    @first the seasoned barkeep was a little reluctant of any agreements involving his shop but so far so good.

    The little whirlwind had already done things he couldn't make happen in over three years. She had even struck up a trade agreement with that finicky band of traders that wouldn't even talk to him. they just couldn't get over the night he broke thier leaders leg over that overdue tab.

    Jarlosh was quite the teamster but that little lady was bringing a whole new sense of atmosphere to the place.

    With her to watch things he had even had a chance to take a day off and work on repairing his apartment upstairs (ie- slept in all day)

    His happiness with her was apparent, Hey Girl! mind yourself willya?! try not to burn tha kitchen down around us!

    Holga had a different approach. She was always trying to pick Tipsie up in a bear hug, where the little halfer was in danger of being lost in her cleavage. I am Soooo glad you found us. Finally another woman to help me add a little gentillity to the place. Can we put up a giant sawn off orcs head head over the mantle! I think that would make a statment!

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    RE:Under New Managment
    (Date Posted:10/31/2008 12:46 PM)

    Tipsie thought for a moment as she let her top knot down, her red locks cascading almost to the floor.             
     

    " I might have ... one in a pouch, I was always having to pick up Krug's trophies from our journeys together... Have I told you about Krug ?,
     he is one of kind truly, a barbarian half something or other...with a soft heart and a unusual spiritual practice..trust me when I say your better off not knowing..  I have gotten him to count to five now and a few three syalble words, he is my bouncer back home. Don't need one here...we got Jarlosh for that.. ..does he have any unusual practices I should know about? "

     directing her conversation at Jarlosh for a moment,
     " I never burnt down a kitchen, wellll  there was the time I got bored...,
     but I was not cooking at the time...so you don't worry yourself on my count... Now how bout that raise for Holga I
    am sure she has deserved one after so many years at your side...
     I must talk to you about that spell casting rule too...does that include bardic variety shows...I just can't find anyone to hold my dagger target for my blade show...they think a person of my small stature can't hit a target above their head.The nerve of some people.  Actually that is my best vantage.
    Then there are the light effects and music...unless you want to pay a full time band..........
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    RE:Under New Managment
    (Date Posted:11/02/2008 7:54 PM)

    Holga moved around the room like a 3 hundred pund dancer. She fills mugs without even looking at them as she talks with Tip, I'll be back around to seee what you've got. With a laugh she cracks a wet bar towel like a whip. You hear that old man? A raise for me. What do you make of that? *laughs* I tell ya, we'll be getting along just fine me and that one.

    Jarlosh grimaces with a practiced (in the mirror) scowl.
    Don't you be getting anythin too stirred  up just yet thar Tiny. You aint been  here nuthin but a minute and I've  had bigger lads.. that'v been here longer... come up missin. You keep that tom -foolery to yerself.

    And no magic means just that. I aint gonna have another band o drunken prmimates shoot tha doors off the place. First fella to loosen a fireball spell is gettin both barrels of ole Matilda under here *pats arqeubus hidden behind bar* Rocksalt aint the only thing she spits. got a little something for mages and psions allike.

    That little wiry feller...Tone?...I think that was it. He let off a couple little white spells. Spiced things up and got folk inna a goood mood well enough. Played some music and wot not. Lotta dancin.
    Good night for the coffer. Sold alot of tankards we did. Most everyone here tied one on.
    Which prolly explains the next three days of cryin. Almost everyone here seems to have lost something. Odd. Not my fault tho. You get too fulla wine to keep track of yer goods well I don't know what to tell ya.

    He sets the glass hes been toweling on the bar and leans over,
    We may hire a band but thier wages are comin out of your end. I thought you said you would entertain and draw a crowd.

    So get to drawin while I take care of the chores for today.


    (Message edited by LOKI_ On 11/02/2008 7:58 PM)
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    RE:Under New Managment
    (Date Posted:11/05/2008 12:34 AM)

    "entertain you say..pull in the crowds...why that is easy I could just pull a few friends from my pouch...."
    She slipped behind the curtain to her special locale. and waited for her introduction.......

    The candle scones on the wall dim as the pipers begin to play followed by a drummer and a few strings.A drummer announces" " The Proprietor of the Drunken Kender, Newest Hostess of the Twisted Root will now taunt you till you pee your breeches....No seriously.,..everyone prepare yourselves to be amazed by Tipsie BladeSpinner, thrower extraordinaire."
    The Curtain opens to a dark stage, illuminated only by the enchanted target floating over it. Sparks of light start circling from the beginning of stage floor , followed by a*thunk* . As each *thunk * was a dagger hitting the moving target colored lights would spray forth over the crowd. Nothing but the wonderful tingly feeling of pure enjoyment. As the crowd goes 'oooo' and 'aaaww'. Everyone knew Tipsie was there ; where they never knew....She wore one of her strapless gowns for evening performances. More or less it was her business attire. Tipsie was merely 3 ft and 1\4 in from the floor to her discreet top knot when she wore it up. Firery red hair matched her sparky personality, and her emerald green eyes had the twinkle of mischief in them. At first glimpse a stranger would see a little girl playing dress up in Mommies clothes.... Tonight she gave a harmonic melody from the bar as the last blade went *thunk* dead center of the target. Instead of colors this time silver coins landed in front of each customer.......
    " Thank you all very much...." As she bows in a flourish of green and purple cloth.

    Turning to Jarlosh..."Oooops, was that majik?" she smiled sarcasticly.
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    RE:Under New Managment
    (Date Posted:11/24/2008 5:53 PM)

    Holga squealed with delight. She loves a good show. Alone she sounded like a half dozen excited sows.

    A few surprised patrons perked up and roared for an encore. They're poor farmers so all they toss you is a copper piece and a raw potato.

    Jarlosh laughed until his big ole belly quaked and his eyes went all squinty. That's quite a trick thar Tipps. Very nice. That a few times a week might get ta be a regular attraction. But I would like to see a couple-o payin folk in-betwixt your poppery.

    An I might ask ya to pay heed as to where yur tossin them skives. Try tra make shore some bumblin drunkard doesn't lean into one of those showpieces.

    We'll make a bit of an exception to your spellcraftin seeinz how its all fer the Root an all.

    Holga scooped up empties and set down full plates, Tipsie Honey, did you find the room I set sadie for you to your liking? Anything you would like me to add before I get offa work?

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    RE:Under New Managment
    (Date Posted:11/28/2008 10:39 PM)

    Tipsie chuckled  with a wink, " I thought you would see things my way. Of course when that nasty war  is over business should be flowing out of your goiters. My show blades never miss their targets, or mine.   " Tipsie  picks up the coppers and hands them back to the farmers along with a fresh drink. "Ye be savin' your coins, I entertain because it is in my blood.  When things are better here , I might think of taking tips, "winking again. " Now make sure you don't go away hungry , times are tuff but I will do what I can to keep the spirits up and down. If you know what I  mean ."
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    (Date Posted:04/17/2009 11:58 PM)


    Each of the poor farmers looked surprised and thankful when thier meager coins came back to thier purses, improving hier moods. Farmer brown, one of the penny pinching-est remainders even bought a round for the house. which was something for the calanders.

    A round of cheers and  thanks bound about the smallish tav and a few calls for jugglin skivs (knifes) comes out loud. They changt out Tipsies name like an encore

    Tipsie could take take just about any man in here home if she so desired. Copper and livstock smell included.
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